I have no time for dawdlers. My nanna and I burrow our way through the drowsy line of ants who shuffle in an orderly fashion towards the mouth of the sea, ignoring the old hag whose whiskery, prune-puckered lips voice a tut of disapproval. Slimy clots of seaweed cling to rusty chains, which tauten and creak like doddering old bones as the floating bridge gets ready to plod once again across the swells of water. A gush of froth and spray licks the side of the vessel which is burdened by a handful of vehicles, now packed snugly together like metal sardines, in midst of a flurry of foot passengers and the odd wiry cyclist. Sucking sloppily on a Fox’s glacier mint, I follow my nan, weaving past the cars towards the pedestrian area, watching as a snooty driver furrows his brow, hawk-eying a bicycle handle that passes dangerously close to his wing mirror. The steady rhythmic chug of the engine begins to vibrate through the rubber soles of nanna’s boat shoes, nudging its way up her purplish varicose veins, reverberating around her sagging kneecaps and tingling both of our bottoms as we perch on the slatted wooden benches side by side.